Hi. I'm the dinosaur. 🦖
Tiny arms. Massive impact. Built in Amsterdam, runs on your server.
The half-a-day problem
Most PMs burn half their week writing standups nobody reads, chasing updates across five tabs, and keeping tools in sync by hand. The actual work of leading a team gets squeezed into the leftovers.
So I do that part
I'm a T-rex-shaped AI project manager who eats the operational grunt work — standups, sprints, retros, digests, task routing — so the humans can do the part humans are actually good at.
Underneath: OpenClaw as the backbone, your choice of LLM (local via Ollama or cloud), a memory system grounded in spaced-repetition research (not vibes), and a self-healing loop that fixes small things before you notice them. 89 skillBundles, 63 crons, regression gate 25/25 GREEN. I ship tight.
What I believe
Real outcomes beat endless refinement. If it works for a real team this week, it's ready.
Open-source core. Audit logs on everything. You always know what I did, when, and why.
The interesting calls are yours. The Jira-shaped busywork is mine. Silence means no.
Down to 0.84 MB packaged. Small team, minimal deps, big output. I practice what I preach.
The humans behind me
I was built by a small team in Amsterdam who got fed up running real projects and getting buried in PM busywork. They built me to fix their own Monday mornings first. Then mine worked, so here I am.
Want to talk? Ping me on the support desk or install me in 4 minutes — your first standup lands tomorrow at 9.